RE : Schedule

Yeahhooo!! besok dah last paper... the last of sleepless nights.. hahah
ok lets get down to business.. I agree with BoyBoyan on the need to have a schedule for the wellbeing of the team. so as a start I shall give a few suggestions on what has to be done. Dengar ni captain korang kasi valuable advice--->

1) skin graft for BoyBoyan to improve his skin colour so as to prevent the racist taunts like monkey noises he received during away matches.

2) Nose reconstructive surgery for AbgHidung to improve his balance. He always falls to the front in games.

3) Kickboxing classes and strict rumput diet for the two strikers to get in shape and strike more fear in the opponents. In one month bole jadi Ong Bak insyAllah. Fuhyooo.

4) Phonetic lessons for Yusuf Scorepet to improve his articulation in speech. So that legendary sasuls like skopet and mizuna can be avoided.

5) Get Zai rubber legs adjusted to his new role of winger to implement our new formation. Oh yes, we have a new formation. Shall not be revealed here for obvious reasons.

6) Contact Dudy.. Masih hidop tak? And also the pressing need to find a reserve keeper.

7) Pay more attention to our youth development. Hot prospects like Saliman and Baqir need to be guided in the right direction. Following the holidays they will be exposed to too much free time and bad company. Meh join abang2 main bola. hahaha.

hmm this is more of a to-do list rather than a schedule. Dont worry guys after my paper I will draw a comprehensive training schedule ripped from Football Manager 2007.


Ok. Thats all for now.

Assalamualaikum,

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