9:27 PM
Comeback kings
Beautiful.Sensation.Awesome.Stimulating.Sexy.Marvellous.Fantastic.Hmmm what other words can i use to describe the way we the skopet kids played our soccer in the latest friendly we had just a few hours ago? hahaha..Imagine trailing 3-1 by the break and then we stepped up our game and we turned the game with a thrashing. LOL. 6-3 was the final scoreline. It could have gone double digit if we were given more time. Hubris as expected of these kids.
Our opponets looked promising when they came half an hour early and the whole team was there. Our side? 4 of us are the only ones that has arrived. Sop empet, myself , Rudy dig did and Weiming. Haha.. The rest are late as always. hahahaha. We started the game with the majority of us has not even warmed up. We started with only 10 mean if i can remember. Zai bacul came in the next 5 minutes to complete the 11-man team. Just to make it worse , it was a makeshift team with our midfield playmaker/playbreaker Hatta, Prodigy Syaf, his brother and Choon out due to injuries and other commitment. Before long , our side conceded a goal. No one was at fault .The scorer evade all our tackles and lobbed Rudy.
Our man on form Fadly baby bear equalise a few minutes with an individual flair, bulldoze his markers and even got kicked on the stomach before unleashing a left curler. Game on we thought. Hahaha.. We go caught in their counter attack and under pressure, Weiming scored an own goal. haiz.. The third goal was even soft. A penalty after a dubious foul by Zai. Everyone thought it was a goal kick but the ref pointed at the spot for penalty. Siak je. So it was 3-1 at half-time.
I was forced again by the team to play in a right-back position.
!@#$!!! These teammates of mine are scared that I will get the golden boot award and so they restrict me in the defense departmant. Screw them. We started the 2nd half with a vengence and with his new nickname ' Kara ' ( Santan kelapa nye brand) , the man of the match , Syahir gremlin got us on level terms with a superb strike near the btm corner. Before that , baby bear after a through ball scored the 2nd goal. Wow. 2 goals already? Nooooo!..The opponent was amazed at our relentless attacks and again syahir scored the 4th goal. 4-3 it was..Power dega. It was one of the best goal ever. dribbled past 3 defenders and slot the ball home. Fuyoh. It could have been me. If only I never played defender. haiz.. Ayam betul. Attack after attack. Baby bear completed his hat-trick with a superb volley from the corner. Goal scoring machine? I leave the readers to judge that. Aku malas. hahaha..it was his 2nd career hatrick. Ish ish ish. Even the referee called him gerd muller. that before the referee said that baby bear is the type of striker that when given a running ball would not get the ball or he is in an offside position always.hahahaha..LOL. Classic. Baik ah referee.. Ni budak tak leh dipuji selalu.nanti naik muka.
Zai bacul completed the super come back after a through ball from sop empet. Sop empet did not have his best game but his distribution of the ball and assists are priceless. All these scorers would not have a chance if not for him. Well done sop. Haha. Everyone was playing super well. Zali won all the balls in midfield. Zai was running all over the pitch. Very hardworking or senseless running?? Ok leave for u guys to judge that. hahaha. i not trying to undermine my teammates..haha..but as i said these kids need to be controlled before they go hubris. Defence was solid with Abg Hidung and weiming strong in the air and Zul and myself provide the extra width in midfield. Woot. Herman Toyol gemuk was outstanding as a supporting striker. Ahmad tempe too. So there u are. Today's match report.
Haha..so much praise for these ghetto kids. Comeback complete. ok officially the bbq will be on 16 june. At east coast.Pit 7. All who knows us u are welcome eh. thank you. Stay tune kids.
BoyBoyan(7)
Selamatz
9:12 PM
Crappy crappy match
Yo kids. Sorry for the late match report.Skopet FC had their first game after a long time last saturday and it was rather disappointing. Just like how Man U fans felt when they knew their team are outplayed, outclassed and outscored during the FA cup final @ wembley..LOL.. no no no.. Skopet FC did not get thrashed but its the other way around..hahahaha..
First of all , the opponent came late..very late..almost half an hour late..To make matter worse they dun have enough players..Cibong betul..so we got to lent our players to them..haha.. The final score was 8-2..ish ish ish thrashing..
Despite the power scoreline.. I can safely say that we played shitty soccer..hahaha..true.. The team was in shambles..Only individual skills and flair saved the day... ah..we got ourself a 3rd hat-trick..yeah..by Sop empet (wasted..he needed one more to complete his day)..Baby bear, myself,Syahir gremlin, Syafiq and Adik sal got into the score sheet too... Glory minded bitches..as always..dot dot dot..
Teamwork was a bit crappy and movement was slack. Stamina too was out of order..and testesterone levels was on a record low..Rudy dig didi was out of shape..with a few mishaps in goal..haha..THe 2 goals we concede was super lame ..haha.. especially the 1st one where Syahir gremlin and Zai bacul tried to kiss each other blatantly near the penalty box..and of course missed to clear the ball away from the danger area..hahaha..bodoh..Rudy was beaten with a classy chip from the opponet after that disturbing scene..haiz..apa nak jadi ngan korang.. 2nd goal was a bit soft..Adik sal lost possession and refuse to make an effort to get it back..yeah i mean it..he refused..haha..He still got the cheek to laugh and ngecel..Nabei condom..I was left alone at the back with a 4 on 1 situation. A simple tap in was all it takes to score the goal by the opponent..so overall it was 8-2.
Hahaha..U guys must be thinking..Dah menang tu dah cukup bagus..( win already can liao).Not for us. Skopet kids go for perfection in everything even in a defeat. haha..ah next game this Saturday @ fuchun sec at 3pm against a much much better team called by the referee. Hope its good and we can play our game this time.Selamatz.Stay tune kids.Details for the bbq bday bash are still pending.
Guys can u calculate for me..my maths cannot make it....1 hour 8 bucks..Assuming I manage to clock up 141 hours for this mini job of mine. How much can i earn? So little..hahahahaha...
BoyBoyan(7)
Roti Boyan specialist. Eat me. :)
2:00 AM
Upcoming plans for the kids.
Ah..Its been a long long time since I have posted anything. Exams are long over and it is 'chill' mode. I humbly apologise to all those fans who must have missed my absence here.. I heard somewhere they mentioned I got an exotic unique look...hahahahaha..just kidding...ANyway before proceeding to the post proper , let us see what the kids are up to.
Hmmm..first up , the NS boys, Adik Sal and Zai bacul aka rubber legs are commited to serving the country..haha..kesian..aku dah suruh downgrade..nak siao on sangat..gaji tak berapa..nak buat sungguh2..haha..ORD oh. Prodigy Syaf seemed to be out for the rest of the season with hamstring problems..Sad..It will be hard without him. Our new signing Hatta is going for holidays..So many key players out including jiaming who went back China...Haiz..Cannot even field our strongest 11 out there on the field. Rudy dig didi , our tarebeng goalkeeper is currently working @ sentosa. Sop empet, Syahir gremlin,Syahid and also the forgotten Prem just started their new academic year @ NYP. Our captain Cacat//Baby bear is hibernating in his cave. Naik badan dok..Makan tido makan tido. dahlah sempot..hahahaha..Syafiq is working i presume and Azhar Babat , dah hilang kisah...Nak kahwin ke boy..Jangan lupa kawan sudah kau..How about me u say? haha..Standard. Chill as always. Herman Toyol gemuk is facing a sad episode in his life. We the skopet kids will pray for it to be over soon and everything to be back to normal again as soon as possible for him.Amin. I request for all those fans who know Toyol gemuk to do the same. Thank you.
Oh great , i am getting long winded. dot dot dot. What is the plan again? ah. We have a friendly match this saturday @ 3pm @ reagent sec against another unknown team.hahaha...Our first game since almost 2 months. Rusty.Weak.Stamina-less, Etc etc..haha..Can we win? hopefully of course. Then there would be the usual kickabouts at the soccer courts. We planning to go for our tour around Singapore and 'conquer' the courts there as soon we got our full team. We have conquered almost the western side of singapore..Next up north side..haha..Bual2 world..
The skopet kids have come to a consensus after a telepathic discussion recently. 4 of the skopetians are going to be 23 this year this upcoming june..so a bbq bday bash will be organised. Venue and time to be confirmed again. All are welcome. LOL..like real..boleh ke menjadi plan ni..pemalas nye budak2..tau makan free je..ISAP ah..
So basically that is it. A super short post but to the point. A serious post in my part but it will get super lame in the near future..haha enjoy babes..Selamatz
Not forgetting the Boyan word of the day..
Posang - anxious/worried/kancheong
BoyBoyan(7)
Novelty Dark Chocolate.
7:24 PM
unravelled
Ever wondered why some of the skopetians have been losing their stamina at an alarming rate -which inevitably leads to frequent dips in form? Boyboyan, for one, was the fastest sprinter in jc. Now he cant even run 10M without gasping for breath. Man-toyol used to be fit, but in the past 3 season he can only "walking dribble" during games. Our fearless captain, babybear (cool eh nick) is frequently injured and battling asthma on a weekly basis.
Only two words can explain this phenomenon.. GUDANG GARAM.- dont believe me? see for yourself. This is what the guys do when they go to JB to service their bikes. Sigh..
toyol gemok dan gelojoh. one puff at a time no kick.
boyboyan hardcore addict - sampai bibir pucat
babybear K.O.ed. too much of the strong stuff.
Macam pakcik2 ah guys. Come on la please take care of your health. Your irresponsible actions are killing the team. All of you know that Skopet is a smoke-free instituition. Breach the rules further and I will have to take you out. Last warning eh... *hint *hint * adik sal,shafik.. lol.
ok thats about it. Now we know who to point the finger at for a lacklustre team performance. haha.
*disclaimer to adik2s : SkopetFC does not condone smoking. It is not cool. so.. jangan ISAP AH..
9:27 PM
Beautiful.Sensation.Awesome.Stimulating.Sexy.Marvellous.Fantastic.Hmmm what other words can i use to describe the way we the skopet kids played our soccer in the latest friendly we had just a few hours ago? hahaha..Imagine trailing 3-1 by the break and then we stepped up our game and we turned the game with a thrashing. LOL. 6-3 was the final scoreline. It could have gone double digit if we were given more time. Hubris as expected of these kids.
Our opponets looked promising when they came half an hour early and the whole team was there. Our side? 4 of us are the only ones that has arrived. Sop empet, myself , Rudy dig did and Weiming. Haha.. The rest are late as always. hahahaha. We started the game with the majority of us has not even warmed up. We started with only 10 mean if i can remember. Zai bacul came in the next 5 minutes to complete the 11-man team. Just to make it worse , it was a makeshift team with our midfield playmaker/playbreaker Hatta, Prodigy Syaf, his brother and Choon out due to injuries and other commitment. Before long , our side conceded a goal. No one was at fault .The scorer evade all our tackles and lobbed Rudy.
Our man on form Fadly baby bear equalise a few minutes with an individual flair, bulldoze his markers and even got kicked on the stomach before unleashing a left curler. Game on we thought. Hahaha.. We go caught in their counter attack and under pressure, Weiming scored an own goal. haiz.. The third goal was even soft. A penalty after a dubious foul by Zai. Everyone thought it was a goal kick but the ref pointed at the spot for penalty. Siak je. So it was 3-1 at half-time.
I was forced again by the team to play in a right-back position.
!@#$!!! These teammates of mine are scared that I will get the golden boot award and so they restrict me in the defense departmant. Screw them. We started the 2nd half with a vengence and with his new nickname ' Kara ' ( Santan kelapa nye brand) , the man of the match , Syahir gremlin got us on level terms with a superb strike near the btm corner. Before that , baby bear after a through ball scored the 2nd goal. Wow. 2 goals already? Nooooo!..The opponent was amazed at our relentless attacks and again syahir scored the 4th goal. 4-3 it was..Power dega. It was one of the best goal ever. dribbled past 3 defenders and slot the ball home. Fuyoh. It could have been me. If only I never played defender. haiz.. Ayam betul. Attack after attack. Baby bear completed his hat-trick with a superb volley from the corner. Goal scoring machine? I leave the readers to judge that. Aku malas. hahaha..it was his 2nd career hatrick. Ish ish ish. Even the referee called him gerd muller. that before the referee said that baby bear is the type of striker that when given a running ball would not get the ball or he is in an offside position always.hahahaha..LOL. Classic. Baik ah referee.. Ni budak tak leh dipuji selalu.nanti naik muka.
Zai bacul completed the super come back after a through ball from sop empet. Sop empet did not have his best game but his distribution of the ball and assists are priceless. All these scorers would not have a chance if not for him. Well done sop. Haha. Everyone was playing super well. Zali won all the balls in midfield. Zai was running all over the pitch. Very hardworking or senseless running?? Ok leave for u guys to judge that. hahaha. i not trying to undermine my teammates..haha..but as i said these kids need to be controlled before they go hubris. Defence was solid with Abg Hidung and weiming strong in the air and Zul and myself provide the extra width in midfield. Woot. Herman Toyol gemuk was outstanding as a supporting striker. Ahmad tempe too. So there u are. Today's match report.
Haha..so much praise for these ghetto kids. Comeback complete. ok officially the bbq will be on 16 june. At east coast.Pit 7. All who knows us u are welcome eh. thank you. Stay tune kids.
BoyBoyan(7)
Selamatz
9:12 PM
Yo kids. Sorry for the late match report.Skopet FC had their first game after a long time last saturday and it was rather disappointing. Just like how Man U fans felt when they knew their team are outplayed, outclassed and outscored during the FA cup final @ wembley..LOL.. no no no.. Skopet FC did not get thrashed but its the other way around..hahahaha..
First of all , the opponent came late..very late..almost half an hour late..To make matter worse they dun have enough players..Cibong betul..so we got to lent our players to them..haha.. The final score was 8-2..ish ish ish thrashing..
Despite the power scoreline.. I can safely say that we played shitty soccer..hahaha..true.. The team was in shambles..Only individual skills and flair saved the day... ah..we got ourself a 3rd hat-trick..yeah..by Sop empet (wasted..he needed one more to complete his day)..Baby bear, myself,Syahir gremlin, Syafiq and Adik sal got into the score sheet too... Glory minded bitches..as always..dot dot dot..
Teamwork was a bit crappy and movement was slack. Stamina too was out of order..and testesterone levels was on a record low..Rudy dig didi was out of shape..with a few mishaps in goal..haha..THe 2 goals we concede was super lame ..haha.. especially the 1st one where Syahir gremlin and Zai bacul tried to kiss each other blatantly near the penalty box..and of course missed to clear the ball away from the danger area..hahaha..bodoh..Rudy was beaten with a classy chip from the opponet after that disturbing scene..haiz..apa nak jadi ngan korang.. 2nd goal was a bit soft..Adik sal lost possession and refuse to make an effort to get it back..yeah i mean it..he refused..haha..He still got the cheek to laugh and ngecel..Nabei condom..I was left alone at the back with a 4 on 1 situation. A simple tap in was all it takes to score the goal by the opponent..so overall it was 8-2.
Hahaha..U guys must be thinking..Dah menang tu dah cukup bagus..( win already can liao).Not for us. Skopet kids go for perfection in everything even in a defeat. haha..ah next game this Saturday @ fuchun sec at 3pm against a much much better team called by the referee. Hope its good and we can play our game this time.Selamatz.Stay tune kids.Details for the bbq bday bash are still pending.
Guys can u calculate for me..my maths cannot make it....1 hour 8 bucks..Assuming I manage to clock up 141 hours for this mini job of mine. How much can i earn? So little..hahahahaha...
BoyBoyan(7)
Roti Boyan specialist. Eat me. :)
2:00 AM
Ah..Its been a long long time since I have posted anything. Exams are long over and it is 'chill' mode. I humbly apologise to all those fans who must have missed my absence here.. I heard somewhere they mentioned I got an exotic unique look...hahahahaha..just kidding...ANyway before proceeding to the post proper , let us see what the kids are up to.
Hmmm..first up , the NS boys, Adik Sal and Zai bacul aka rubber legs are commited to serving the country..haha..kesian..aku dah suruh downgrade..nak siao on sangat..gaji tak berapa..nak buat sungguh2..haha..ORD oh. Prodigy Syaf seemed to be out for the rest of the season with hamstring problems..Sad..It will be hard without him. Our new signing Hatta is going for holidays..So many key players out including jiaming who went back China...Haiz..Cannot even field our strongest 11 out there on the field. Rudy dig didi , our tarebeng goalkeeper is currently working @ sentosa. Sop empet, Syahir gremlin,Syahid and also the forgotten Prem just started their new academic year @ NYP. Our captain Cacat//Baby bear is hibernating in his cave. Naik badan dok..Makan tido makan tido. dahlah sempot..hahahaha..Syafiq is working i presume and Azhar Babat , dah hilang kisah...Nak kahwin ke boy..Jangan lupa kawan sudah kau..How about me u say? haha..Standard. Chill as always. Herman Toyol gemuk is facing a sad episode in his life. We the skopet kids will pray for it to be over soon and everything to be back to normal again as soon as possible for him.Amin. I request for all those fans who know Toyol gemuk to do the same. Thank you.
Oh great , i am getting long winded. dot dot dot. What is the plan again? ah. We have a friendly match this saturday @ 3pm @ reagent sec against another unknown team.hahaha...Our first game since almost 2 months. Rusty.Weak.Stamina-less, Etc etc..haha..Can we win? hopefully of course. Then there would be the usual kickabouts at the soccer courts. We planning to go for our tour around Singapore and 'conquer' the courts there as soon we got our full team. We have conquered almost the western side of singapore..Next up north side..haha..Bual2 world..
The skopet kids have come to a consensus after a telepathic discussion recently. 4 of the skopetians are going to be 23 this year this upcoming june..so a bbq bday bash will be organised. Venue and time to be confirmed again. All are welcome. LOL..like real..boleh ke menjadi plan ni..pemalas nye budak2..tau makan free je..ISAP ah..
So basically that is it. A super short post but to the point. A serious post in my part but it will get super lame in the near future..haha enjoy babes..Selamatz
Not forgetting the Boyan word of the day..
Posang - anxious/worried/kancheong
BoyBoyan(7)
Novelty Dark Chocolate.
7:24 PM
Ever wondered why some of the skopetians have been losing their stamina at an alarming rate -which inevitably leads to frequent dips in form? Boyboyan, for one, was the fastest sprinter in jc. Now he cant even run 10M without gasping for breath. Man-toyol used to be fit, but in the past 3 season he can only "walking dribble" during games. Our fearless captain, babybear (cool eh nick) is frequently injured and battling asthma on a weekly basis.
Only two words can explain this phenomenon.. GUDANG GARAM.- dont believe me? see for yourself. This is what the guys do when they go to JB to service their bikes. Sigh..
toyol gemok dan gelojoh. one puff at a time no kick.
boyboyan hardcore addict - sampai bibir pucat
babybear K.O.ed. too much of the strong stuff.
Macam pakcik2 ah guys. Come on la please take care of your health. Your irresponsible actions are killing the team. All of you know that Skopet is a smoke-free instituition. Breach the rules further and I will have to take you out. Last warning eh... *hint *hint * adik sal,shafik.. lol.
ok thats about it. Now we know who to point the finger at for a lacklustre team performance. haha.
*disclaimer to adik2s : SkopetFC does not condone smoking. It is not cool. so.. jangan ISAP AH..
3 Comments:
1) Whatever their commitments/excuse, I must say I am a bit disappointed with the turnout. 12 is pathetic isn't it?
2) I defend my ultra-defensive play in the first-half. But there is a catch. Or catches. It needs perfect discipline (which might be lacking) and we must not concede. Else, there is no point. But there will be a day when we need to use such method of play, requiring perfect discipline. Only then will our worth be truly quantified.
3) By playing Rizman in various roles depending on the situation is *actually* a compliment in the highest degree. The value of a player is not always and only measured by the amount of goals one score. Bide your time Man. Your goals will come soon enough. :)
4) All of you did great. And most important of all, thank you for even showing up. Playing with less than eleven and/or having to borrow players would have been such a disgrace to us. And me.....
Cheers
Rudy
Ok guys , i have found more opponents looking for opponents
they are
Tora FC http://fctora.multiply.com
East side team of 2 generations
Team TCC TeamTCC@gmail.com
A church team
Bismarx Belgrade
Retired semi pro team
W11fc www.winning11fc.com
A entusiastic team made mostly of students
and the list goes on...
notify me if u want me to arrange
Ok , this Sat 2nd June, 3pm , we will be having a friendly match against Courts FC(company team) at CCKSS
P.S: No violence like the last match..
ah baik zul. skopet appreciates kau nye enthusiasm. haha. tgk dulu this week nye game baru kita decide.
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