Hello kids..Its me again , ur beloved dark chocolate and it's mid june - A historic day is approaching in a few days.LOL. Yeah its the one year anniversary of Skopet FC/Team skopet. Hahahaha. Masih baby baby lagi. Tapi team fierce giler dok.
There would be another skopet awards ceremony in the near future but before that I would like to touch a bit of the statistics about skopet and its soccer for the past one year. hahaha.. A 'bit' would be an understatement..haha.
Just a reminder that the word 'skopet' was derived from a legendary 'sasul' from our very one sop empet. woot. Since then , there is no turning back. The team was formed with the core members coming from the same college and numbers has reached 30 so far. We have 3 sets of jersey - Red , Yellow and white. Hahahaha.*yawn* boring crap. haha..No one wants to know all this. Cannot wait for me to reveal the numbers? yeah sure u are...ok go.
Number of games played so far (friendlies) for the past year : 22
Won: 17 Drew: 3 Lost: 2
Clean sheets: 7 Yellow cards obtained :
4 Red Cards: nil
No of goals scored : 8
4 !!!!!!
Goals conceded : 27 Goal difference :+57
Penalties taken: Nil Penalties against us :
4 (2 scored , another 2 missed..LOL bodoh)
Amazed? hahahaha.. Nice numbers? The skopet kids had a short debrief a few days back to reflect our past year perfomance and came out with all this numbers. Haha..power dega. Looks like the numbers are made up , but honestly these numbers are nothing but true and appealing to the eyes.Looking back u can see , we will score an an average about
4 goals per game and have a 77% chance of winning. 30% chance to get a clean sheet. *Ngecel with joy* LOL. Well done guys . We worked hard for this.
Discipline wise , skopet is still ok.
4 yellow cards - 2 was rough play from Zai bacul (trying to break a player's leg despite being very cowardly in his approach of getting to his love infactuation, n*y mitchell..hahaha..Maaf ye zai) and Herman toyol gemuk ( no one expected this...even the ref was very 'discrete' in showing the yellow card - dia takut kena bantai ah). Another yellow was given to our Ginger Juice Babybear , our 'inspiring' captain for dissent. Hahaha.. ni captain? attitude ah..dah offside tu offside..kau nak argue apahal..LOL. THe last yellow was for shafik for trying to do the 'The Hand of God ' like maradona but trying to improvise a bit more by using 2 hands blatantly in front of everybody..hahaha..cute sight.
A very good year indeed for the skopet kids. Celebration will be done this Saturday at the bbq. Again would like to invite anyone who knows us to feel free to come and chill with us.Thank you.
Ah before i forget , u guys must be thinking ..hmmm..friendlies only? no 'tomanent' or competition? no silverware? Sad to say but yeah..LOL.. Skopet kids are a bunch of flops (sorry ah guys tapi betul pe..hahahaha) when comes to the competitve matches. Just like Spain in the world cup , team skopet underachieves everytime, furtherst we go so far was into the knockout stages..hahaha.. Winning mentality mana?!!!...
There u go , hope that helps.
Regards
BoyBoyan(7).
Ulas padi untuk bumi murni
Buat tercinta pulau hakiki
Tanggungan permintaan
Segenap Sehati.
Korang faham? Sap ah..hahaha..
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more staggering stats..-> aku score 23 goals = 27% of total = one in every game
Ni team blog...Hahaha..Dah naik muka beruang ni..haha..
wow , 22 games in 1 year , tats 2 games a month..no wonder korang nak organize historic bbq.. eh aku ade lagi opponents on the way , TeamTCC www.teamtcc.blogspot.com , veteran team Bismarx and Kismis Utd ,w11FC suma nak challenge kite ,kena book slot ngan dorang early , plus tournaments AFL & MDL , location mostly central , as usual korang call the shots..
eh dzul, put it on hold for the nxt 2 weeks. 24th we have a game vs a team frm Ngee ann poly @ marsiling sec, 11 am. Take note all. Boyboyan and me will be missing so syahir n rudy will be i/c. Pls cooperate. also ask tcc if they can play on 30th. and send aku details of those tournaments.
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