The 100th Best Bet

The issue about the 100th goal has been leaked out. Expect selfish ego-maniacal bastards.
But no, I discourage all of you to do so. Put the team 1st. Do not disrupt the harmony and the team play just because of this "100th goal" thing. So I came up with a solution.
Just let me score the 100th goal so Skopet can play the usual game in peace.

I am the pundit today and this is the betting probabilities for the 100th goal.

Fadly -
Once an underestimated potent strike force but now demised since his return to Singapore. Yes, he still squeezed in a few goals here and there but his form is way off. Out of 10-15 open shots and scored one goal for the last match.But against this Saturday's youthful, stronger opponents???,..well...
There's always the 500th mark

Best Bet -
10 - 15 / 1


Rizman -
Commanding yet irritating in defence in latest game. Skopet's utility and fastest man. He runs as fast as he talks. So it depends on his position on that day. But he had scored in fullback, wing and striker positions. The odds, very likely.

Best Bet -
3 / 1


Yusof -
The most fierce dribbler in Skopet. If the last game was rugby, he would have scored plenty from layoffs. But that were signs of him getting back to the scoring list. Had shown his usual penetrative runs. Have an eye for a goal, in fact, the top scorer from midfield.

Best Bet -
Empet / Empet


Baqir -
Hat Trick since his scoring duck. Had shown his sharpness in front of goal in that latest match. But will he continue that fine form?

Best Bet -
7 / 3


Syaf -
Most consistent performer. Influential and aura of commanding presence. But he is not like the other team mates who could be selfish and egoistic when it comes to this 100th goal issue. A team player and who better and deserving to score the 100th Skopet goal.

Best Bet -
4 / 1


Syahir -
Cair-cair. Famous for his "Kaka-esque" runs and the misfiring shot finishings. But nowadays, his "Kaka" runs are completed with superb finishing. Last scored in that brilliant comeback 6-3 win.
This Saturday, he's not playing. ( Tak payah belajar lah pantat...step belajar konon...aku dulu tak belajar bleh pass per...)

Best Bet -
Don't waste your money, he's not playing.


Rudy -
Rudy kape...
He had scored a goal for Skopet. Latest game, he "dummied" my pass to another team-mate, a brilliant thru ball to Sop Empet from midfield, and dribbled all the way from our penalty area to opponent's penalty area. Who knows, he might be the one scoring that 100th goal.

Best Bet -
1/1 (yes...I'm not kidding...he might do those suicide runs again)


Syafiq -
The modern goal-poacher. Skopet's "Trezeguet". Consistent goal scorer. But since his goal on his last game, that was our heavy humiliating defeat, he "buihed" the team till now. If he turned up, good. But if not, then he'll missed out the honour.

Best Bet -
2 / 1 (if "un-buihed")


Fellow fans or just avid gamblers can place their bets at the nearest betting booth available. Skopets mentioned above are just some of the candidates for the bet. More players and informations are available at the nearest betting booth or check out www.skopet-betting.tak-pandang-per.com. Who would score that coverted Skopet's century, 100th Goal. Definitely not Saliman or Syahir cause they're not playing. Would it be Rizman, Sop, Baqir or Syaf?..
Would it be Hatta who hasn't scored for Skopet and might be getting his 1st on Skopet's 100th mark??..Or maybe me who hasn't been scoring since my "off-form" period due to commitment in dating??....
I can only imagine, rather than the usual celebrations, whoever score that goal will get a "B*to lah, sape suroh kau score??..." from the rest of us.
Or who knows, maybe we wouldn't even scored on that game and the 100th goal is put to hold.

But I would conclude, with all these analysis of probabilities, I have put my money on someone reliable and who definitely will get that 100th goal. His pacy, skillful, terrorizer of defenders, power blasting super shots son-of-a-gun,




MOLEK!!!!!

GO MOLEK GO!!..GO!!GO!!GO!!!...

YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!......



signing off,
The Dating Machine aka Zaini (11)

p.s:
isap ah man, kau lagi bacul dari aku. and fad, jgn step jadi n** lah, buat sakit hati aku..