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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
9:09 PM

GOALS

After 2 seasons and 42 games played in total, here are Skopet Fc's goals tally.. starting from the top scorer... me.


Fadly ------34 Fwd
Yusuf ------21 Mid
Rizman ----14 Def
Baqir------ 10 Fwd
Saliman ----9 Mid
Syafii -------8 Def
Syafiq ------8 Fwd
Syahir ------7 Mid
Prem------- 7 Mid
Zai ----------5 Mid
Herman ----4 Fwd
Rudy-------- 2 GK
Choon ------2 Def
Hatta------- 1 Mid
Husni -------1 Def
guests------- 6


Thats 139 in total. Our goals-to-game ratio has dropped to a still impressive 3.3 goals per match. Even though ive been scoring less, more and more goals are coming from everywhere else.. which is superb guys. Special praise to our free scoring midfield led by Sop pet (21) with 50 goals in total. And to key players prodigy Syaf (8) and Boyboyan (14) who contribute so much more than just forming a solid backline. Heck even our goalkeeper scored 2 goals, of which one is a vital equaliser against Mavericks.

So yeah, bask in the glory fellow goalscorers.. and lets score more in the next season.

-maradona

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Sunday, April 20, 2008
11:18 PM

ATTENTION SKOPETIANS!!

Attention Skopets.....
This is an important broadcast message brought to you by bachol mints....(the bachol maker)
and ...baby bear nuts..(yes,...he got nuts...)

The confirmation on location and the date for our 2nd annual BBQ are almost finalised.

Date : 7th - 8th June 2008. (2 days, 1 nite affair..)
Location : Pasir Ris
(I know it's quite far,but I am at f*cking Boon Lay for f*ck sakes!...remember last year when it suddenly rained, this time we've got shelter....come on peeps, chalet's on me...yearrgh!)

The Fadster also recommend bbq whole-sale so it will be easy and hassle free for us. I'll go with it 2. Ready-to-bbq food, bbq pit and charcoal supplied on one go. All we have to do is BBQ!!!..

All the rest of you have to do is to agree on all these and we're set to go.

The Bear had also appointed his board of trustees and delegates for this annual event.

Food/BBQ committee:
Boyboyan, Syafii and Syahir (www.bbqwholesale.com) easier for all of you.

Treasurer:
Husni and his nose

Logistics:
Saliman, Sop and Herman

Chalet and invite I.C:
Me!!...and I'll bring in the party babes..like eheehhehem...ehems...EHEMZ!!...and etc.
(only for single eligible/unwanted bachelors)


any volunteer for any positions, suggestions or propositions just let us know.

On behalf of Skopets, I would also sincerely and cordially like to invite the Skopet Ladies Team / W.A.G.s / single cute ladies looking for future ex-boyfriends or anyone associated with our team(including brief cameos).
There will be a lot of bbqing, grilling, sizzling, eating....interacting, flirting, bbqing, dancing,meaningless conversations, socializing, and did I mention bbqing....

I already have came up with a live event show for that nite,
Bbq for love!!...
Hot single bachelors like Syafii, Rizman and Saliman are contestants which will be competing to win a date with a mystery girl. More information on that further down the road.

So Skopets, you know what to do, be there or be an asshole!!!!....
Delegates, any questions ask your captain bear. We'll also contact each other soon.
For the rest invited, don't disappoint us. Those interested just contact your nearest Skopet member. Don't be shy, for people like me and boyboyan are all shameless....
Book yourself on that weekend eh....
Further more details will be posted.

pissing off,..
the bachol (11)..

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Blogger fadly said...

im in. aku bawak ps2. tapi of course nanti aku champion of winning 11 tournament. boring takde fight. yg lain, reply sblum direplykan.

12:33 PM  
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
10:29 PM

Woooo..the man of the year is back.

Hooollyyyy f*#king sh*t!!...
it's my 1st post of the year and this is the 4-a-month report of Skopet FC

Yes, Skopet impressive indeed with several medals. Power sia.....
To some, adding up their already impressive growing accolades. For some, to boost their over-bloated egos...tisk tisk...but of course to some of us, yet to win a medal with Skopet. But personally for me,this is a formal announcement,
I QUIT IN STREET /OPEN COMPETITIONS!!..
I GIVE UP!!!... IT'S EITHER I CAN'T PLAY, I DON'T MAKE THE CUT OR I'M PLAYING FOR THE LOSING/WRONG TEAM!....
but i'll be the head cheerleader for Skopet official competitions.
huahuahuahuahuahua....no wait...i'll be their manager, for i am
THE MANAGER OF CHAMPIONS!!!...

Important Notice :

Now what's the scoop about Skopet's annual BBQ. Yes, the annual event held to commemorate the birth of our team. I was about to sponsor for chalet but then it was too expensive and it's not worth it. I don't mind Pasir Ris though. The only attendance were us players and WAGs(wives and girlfriends) last year.Gfs yes, wives?..who's to say...maybe boyboyan is secretly married to girlbatak, or maybe i'm currently having 3 wives and trying to find my 4th..where's the party poopers and the socialites????....and what's worst, even some of us players 'buih-ed' on that day.
C'mon lah peeps..
so what say the rest of you, get back to captain beruang gunung or vote here before it's too late.
1.stick with bbq at East Coast.??
2.discounted plus 70+% paid for chalet at Pasir Ris??

And let's twist this annual awards thing. C'mon lah, the same boring predictable awards?..
Take a look..

Top scorer - Fadly...(last year's and next year and the next 4 years)
MVP -
(insert your name)only applicable for egotistical personal.
Best GK - hahaha..Rudy lah...sape lagi..
Most assists - ..sape2 ah..
Best player -
Syaf (that one i cannot argue, but why he support the team that cannot go beyond 4th for the past years in EPL...whooppssy..)

So let's do something different this time and add to the usual "whoopty doo"s.

The most undisciplined player -
leading man : me(2 yellow cards, 1 penalty offence, no one goes beyond that)

The most tackled/injuries -
ME AGAIN...MUAHAHAHA..

The most eligible hot bachelor -
nominees : boyboyan(yes, he is hot stuff), adik sal(yes, die jual mahal)

The most be-dazzled unorthodox dribbler -
leading man : Herman

The most misses - only applicable for strikers..

we will add more like the largest over-bloated ego, The "bual-world" man, the "buih" man,the obnoxious jackass award, the most notorious tackler, blah blah blah.....

but this award, no one can argue the winner of this award,
and the award for the best cameo appearance in Skopet's freaking history goes to.....
*drum roll*....
Molekster!!!!.......
sing it with me in Mickey Mouse Club tune people...
M-O-L....E-K-S.....T-E-R-R-R.......!!!

thank u come again...


pissing off..
The Bachol (11)
p.s - i'm not controversial, just misunderstood,








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Anonymous Anonymous said...

We must give it up for Zai la. Very animated.

Anyway take note I got ICT from 28 May to 16 June. The weekends in between should be fine for me to attend the chalet.

Rudy

10:06 AM  
Blogger fadly said...

haha ok zai, organise the awards. impt is golden ball(all to vote) and golden boots(aku). haha.
Chalet kau nak sponsor 70%?wow. Aloha?hmmm.. Im all for it. hahahah. still hear wat the rest says, accessibility might be big factor.

Rudy ict lagi? siak ah kau dah 2 cycle aku masih lom pegi.

-fad, 39 skopet goals

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Escape KINS ke pe? Ha ha

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Escape KINS ke pe? Ha ha

12:09 PM  
Blogger fadly said...

yes.chao keng sampai r.o.d

12:44 PM  

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Tuesday, April 08, 2008
10:55 PM

end of season 07/08

A fitting end to a bountiful season. Skopet's golden harvest year with 5 medals and the longest winning/unbeaten streak in friendlies.

Honours for the year include;

  1. MDIS Challenge - Skopet Supremacy 4th (out of 84 teams)
  2. Adelphos Cup - Skopet Elite 1st
  3. IRCC Cup - Skopet Raudhah 3rd
  4. Adidas Challenge - Skopet Leftovers 3rd
  5. Nus Beach Soccer - Skopet Wildboyz 1st
  6. Arts Futsal Open - Skopet Invicta 2nd

Boyboyan is the only player to collect all 5 medals. hah makin nalo siak nanti.

Well done all. Lets keep up the good work. Good luck for those having exams.

Skopet Anniversary BBQ will be on the 8th of June so please make that date free. Annual Skopet Awards will be up shortly before that.

the silver medalists




-maradona
unfavoured by referees.

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Blogger fadly said...

corrections, syahirsson too has won all 5.

11:53 AM  

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12:38 PM

No.2 in the world.

From 3rd to the world to 2nd in the world in just a few weeks. LOL just joking. Another silverware added to skopet FC's trophy collection. Nicely done. This time , we did not bring any ladies to come and support us. See. I told u all , ladies = total destruction. hahahaha. For those wondering what competition i am talking about , its the NUS FASS futsal open competion held @ the cage in Kallang. Skopet sending 2 teams , Skopet Invicta and Skopet Mania ( Lame names again..i should say..) to avenge our humiliating exit last week @ the Temasek Hall soccer Mania.


With no training or warm-up games prior to this competition , Skopet Invicta had a slow start in the competition group stage ( 8 groups of 5 ) with 1-1 draw for the first match while the other team suffered a 1-0 loss. Despite that , Skopet invicta came back strong with a brilliant comback move against the Young Sensations in the 2nd game.. A 3-1 victory. Skopet Mania consisting of many guest players failed to settle down and went through another 1-0 loss in their game. Skopet Invicta struggled against a very fluid and wonderful passing team in the 3rd match but showed character with good defending and thus won it 2-1. Yeah 7 points in the bag..And thought it was enough for us to qualify to the next round ( knockout stage). Then we realised only top of the group qualify for the quarter finals and also discover that one of the teams in our group has also 7 points but a better goal difference. That was our next opponent. So it was a do or die situation. Even if we drew , it would not be enough so we gotta win. Skopet Mania oh the other hand drew on their third match and it was all over for em. However , they thrashed their opponents 6-1 on their 4th and last match. Zai bacul scoring a Hat-trick and Herman Toyol Dermawan getting a brace..Well done guys.. go home with a high. lol..Kudos to Husni Abg Hidung for leading the team.


*yawn* Man , this type of detailed match report is just not my style..zzzz..so booooooring.
4th match - top of the group decider. Playing to win , Skopet Invitca showed why they can go all the way in the competition. Hard luck, 0-0 was the scoreline after that match. Noo! This is when the funny shit came. LOL. That team which we thought is level on points with us actually has only 4 points before that game. hahahaha, Some cock-up in the recording of the scores and points at the admin site. Adik sal being the manja one discovered this. Hahaha. Baby bear looking dejected though he looked like one of the teletubies with his new clean shaven togel look. Rudy already took off his boots while the rest of us trying to salvage watever pride by trying to seek attention from the ladies hanging ard there. LOL. All of us really thought we are done for. Oh well.. Skopet Invicta was top of their group with 2 wins and 2 draws. Wooohooo. Quarter finals here we come. Relieved and happy at the same time duh.

Our quarter final's opponent was an Indian team called themselves Aces B. Macam paham je. haha. Skopet Invicta played their usual game and almost won the game if not for the determination and solid defending of the other team. We controlled the game but again just couldn't score. Statistics showed that Team skopet has a hard time scoring when comes to the knockout stages. So 0-0 it was after 15 minutes. It was down to the penalties where as usual I converted my kick. Haha. 100% penalty conversion from the most decorated and also most capped Skopet Player. Hahaha. Ugh..bual2 world syndrome getting to me again..haiz... Fadly and Rudy managed to score while Sop Pet and Syahir Gremlin had their chances saved by the keeper. It was down to the last kicker from the other team. 3-2 it was in skopet's favour till that last kick. The opponent missed. Woot. Semi-finals!!!!

20 minutes later , we had our semi-final match. Wow. An awesome battle i should say. With both teams trying to outwit each other in the attacking department. Skopet got first blood thanks to Adik Sal's quick reaction to blast off the rebound home after good work from Sop pet at the right side. 1-0 it was halfway through the match. abis. makin manja ah budak ni..ish ish ish. Opponent tried to rely on their fast counter attack tactics but failed as myself and Prodigy Syaf giving our best to halt their attacks in the defence department. Sop pet , Asik Sal and Syahir doing the dirty work in the center of the park. Fadly harrassing the opponent's defenders with his clean shaven togel look again while Rudy looking solid guarding the goalpost. Good job boys. We deserved to be in the final. 1-0 was the final scoreline.

Finally , the final. ahha, Against the same team which we beaten last year in the 3rd and 4th placing @ the Arts Open. It was a tight match until they scored a controversial goal. Rudy saved a shot and the ball rolled on the line. Yes on the line before syaf kicked it out to safety but the ref counted it as a goal..ZZZZ...nabei condom. Rudy was fuming at the decision. Play has to carry on. A double substitution was made at our side with Saliman and Fad taking over the burnt out syahir and Sop. We got a well-deserved equaliser soon after. The game was all open again. Then another bad decision from the ref. We were supposed to get a penalty from the blatant foul on fad near in their semi circle. But luck was not on our side. Then the counter attack by the opponent caught us by suprise and they scored>< even though rudy had a hand to their final ball. Sad. We started quickly and attack after attack we conjured but time was up. 2-1 was the final score. Haiz..Oh well silver.

Well done Team Skopet Invicta. Our first silver medal. But u know what..actually silver looks good..much better than gold...haha..Pics coming up..Will be posted up soon..I guess thats the end of our 2nd season (2007-2008). Aight later guys..

BoyBoyan(7)
Resurrected Novelty Dark Chocolate.
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Amik kau. The longest post in the world.

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Saturday, April 05, 2008
1:35 PM

Skopet Invicta teammates, our registration starts at 1230pm tmr. Dont be late. Anyone needs a lift pls be at Pending LRT 11.40 latest. White kit please.

Skopet Mania players, get the details from your team captain AbgHidung. You guys are wearing blue.


A bit late, but heres a pic our very youthful and energetic Skopet ladies team @ soccermania.. Takde jerseys kape?


and fellow blog admins psl take note that Zaibacul, the guy with the most exciting and interesting life, dating all sort of women everyday, has said that "all future posts and reports" will be put up by him. Haha ha ha ha. no comments.
-فضلي

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah..takder jersey. Knp? nak belikan kitaorg ke?

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahah ikut cam kitorang sudah, beli first jersey kat johor. 15 RM

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations to Skopet Invicta for a fine show last Sunday. We should also laud Husni's Skopet outfit for their valiant attempt that day as well. And thanks to the Skopetians/Skopeteers not directly involved, for your support from afar.

Skopet Invicta! (except by stupid refereeing)

12:05 PM  

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008
11:49 PM

Syaf's birthday

A very Happy 24th Birthday to skopet's most eligible bachelor, Prodigy Syaf. Congrats bro, all the best in your life, borrowing boyboyan's words 'inside and outside'.. hahah
This guy is the real abang2 stable in skopet. Diam-diam lepu.. tapi aku tau lah whats going on.. haha.

I can safely say that Prodigy Syaf aka Kartun is the backbone of the team who adds an extra dimension to our game. An attacking player whos stuck in the last-man position since jc days, syafido managed to shrug off his himstring woes and consistently display man of the match performances for skopet. But of course even w/out him Skopet is already fearsome. hah bual world.

So yea, once again happy birthday.

Now.. metaphorically speaking,. if Syaf is the backbone, aku lah the heart.. kan? Boyboyan is the mouth..-tak pandang per- and Husni is the hidung.. im sure by now u guys agree. And finally herman is the bontot. What abt zai? which anatomy best describes him? All i noe is his favourite phrase is "cock i tell you!"

-فضلي

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Syafiee

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahah... happy belated birthday syaf and syahir skali..

yelah tu kau the heart,
hati ayam adelah lol
asek semput/heart palpitations je
hahah

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

baik arh syaf,...
dua puluh peeettt.....

What happened to skopet blog?....u call all these below reports?...its a travesty...lack of professionalism...dead n disappointing...
as a fellow reporter, i am appalled..i will be back soon with better reports....more pathetic,mundane,nonsensical,cockier, and respectable up to standard stuffs..
if u aint down with, that i got 2 words for yah!!!!....
IIIIIISSSAAAAAPPP AARRRRRHHH!!!!..

1:31 AM  
Blogger fadly said...

sigh, the bacul has returned

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008
9:58 PM

Futsal Open

Ok guys heres the first team - list for futsal open, decided on a very democratic process of voting..

Skopet Invicta

Rudy
Rizman
Syaf
Syahir
Sop
Saliman
Fad

So basically the adidas team + me. Hope we can recreate that form.

As for the second team, captain Husni together with Zai, Dayat, Herman, Sam, are still waiting for Harman and Hattas' reply. If they cant make it, who wants to play? Quick guys, deadline is in 2 days time. The team is solid with Sam, an able import keeper playing for us and Zai the absorber of hatred deciding to join in the action.

As for the ladies team, i think they are sitting this one out, haha. except for Jurana whos playing for another team. ish.

Boyboyan/ Adiksal, please put up the tournament report. Kalah pon mesti post boy.. takmuh sedih2 lah.. boring ah orang tak leh accept defeat. haha

And pls take note that knee high socks (our normal soccer socks) is compulsory for this cage tournament, while shinpads and boots are optional. Huh? I dont see the logic. Anyway sape nak main bola sey, aku nak cage match je .


-فضلي

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sth is fishy... Don't you think? Hmm...

6:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U sure no need shinpads eh??..what's the purpose of wearing knee-high socks?

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, i have no idea. But the organisers say the referees very strict. So just bring socks and shinpads. jgn byk soal. im also bringing both soccer boots and shoes. Syaf, kalau knee high socks, bole pakai sluar pendek kan, tak nampak aurat pe. so pls bwak shorts also.. to prevent the adidasgate scandal.ok guys if u dont have knee high socks, theyre selling it at 5 bucks.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correct. Syaf, you will yourself have to exercise some discretion.

9:59 AM  

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10:02 AM

L

3 teams eh? Muahaha.Muahaha. All of us crashed out early in the Temasek Hall Soccermania competition. Wrong choice boys and girls. Inside pls..Not ouside. Hahaha. With the exception of the ladies team which just played their first few competitive matches , Team Skopet elites and Team Skopet Underdogs as they called themselves stumbled horribly.

Erm what can we learn from this failure guys? I know. Do not bring any ladies to any soccer match be it futsal or field or watever. Ah yes. Its proven from time to time. Hahahaha. Just joking. Well forget that defeat and move on. Get on with life. But kudos to the ladies for showing great enthusiasm for the game-- Watching the other chickies' teams...ooops sorry my bad..ladies i mean.. after their 2 losses and trying to learn what they are lacking out on soccer. In addition while the skopet guys hit the showers early..Weak ah.., the skopet ladies decided to train a bit instead. Haiz..Where do i put my face? hahahaha. Come on guys. I know non-winners go home but at least show some spirit. Not everyday is Sunday. Dots. Looking at the sight of my dear captain when Skopet Underdog got eliminated in the group stage without a win , reminded me when I got rejected by a sweet young voluptuous lady when I was clubbing one night recently. Sad but rejection is what makes a guy stronger. LOL.

From what I observed on that fateful day.. The ladies team has a gr8 potential. Just need more training and practice from the self-appointed skopet ladies' team coach, Sop pet. Control, Watch , Pass and of course score..Well done girls.

Nxt up ..Arts Open Futsal @ the cage. Sending the team that got 3rd in the world recently. This time with the inclusion of Fad Baby Bear. Wish us luck fellow fans. Ok mati kutu. That's it.

BoyBoyan(7)
Finally...settling down....






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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy Boyan dah settled down ke pe?

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont think so.. how else to explain his nalo-ness on the pitch

11:47 PM  

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