I didn't realise it's my turn to give a match report already but anywhos, allow me to put a little disclaimer my friends. the limitation of having a match report from me is that the goals are mostly in its abstract generic matter. Meaning that the goals are, simply put, just goals. I tend to forget how the goals were scored. A celebration nonetheless but unfortunately, they are blurry visions of the goalmouth action. Plus, with so many MERCILESS goals scored, I surely may not be able to remember everyone one of them. So let me try my two cents worth ya... Here goes.

Our game last saturday was against an Indon team, Rantau rovers. They were in white while we were in our new all blacks. We played on our so-called home turf(First half, during the first fifteen minutes, the game was still on a stalemate. We played relatively a cautious game but reigning possession right from the start. Since "someone" had "reminded us defenders to stop the long ball game, we graciously played our version of beautiful football la. Hehe. But right from the start, we were ferocious in front of their goalposts. But the ball, being round, seems to be kicked everywhere except into the goalpost or blocked by the opponents, gk included. Then along came Mr Prem aka DJ Dave during one of our subsequent attacks, slamming the ball into the back of the net, giving the keeper no chance to react. From what I understand, he usually tend to hit the ball meekly whenever he has a chance near the post but on that day... on that day, Mr Prem was impressive. Perhaps he was trying to impress this single hot Indon chick of the opponent wearing a sexy purple dress. Fooh.. Jason told me that if he was ever to be slowin his reaction during the game, it will be due to miss hottie in the opponent's corner.

Anyway, back to the goals. The second goal was scored by abg ip.. ehem, adik Sal. haha. The keeper, pressured by the charging adik Sal, fumbled and the latter had a simple tap in into an empty net. I wouldn't acknowledge that goal if i were him. Haha. Just kidding... And yes, there was this offence which I committed which earned me a yellow card but I don't want to comment on that. Before the start of 2nd half, i gave the referee a nudge nudge wink wink and everything was forgotten by then. Haha. as if.

About the 2nd half, it was goals galore- just like the previous match. Although the code word during the first half debrief was bee-a-you-tiful soccer, no mercy would have been more apt. Now this is the part in which I forget the sequence of the goalscorers. Was it Sop-Fad-Fad-Choon-Prem or Fad-Sop-Fad-Choon-Prem? Hmm.. Oooh, but i do remember Sop's goal. It was a one-two with Prem on the left side of the field and a crisp incision into the penalty box in which Usop hit a low tumbling ball which the goalkeeper fumbled yet again. I think one of Fad's goal was assisted by Saliman while the other was by Prem(yet again. Power lah seh on that day, this guy! Midas touch gitu...) haha. Choon was conscientiously galloping upward whenever we were rewarded a set piece. He almost scored twice during corner kicks in the first half. One ricocheted off a defender while another strayed above the goalpost. But as the Lady Luck was tired of flirting with him, he got his well-deserved goal during the second half. Both he and Rudy abandoned our goalposts momentarily and decided to tag team-ly harrass the opponents' goalmouth during a corner. Comrade Choon rose high to head his solitary goal for the night.

Prem's icing on the cake.. hmm.. totally slip off my mind as to how it was scored. Sorry Prem Singh. But you're the man, man! Man of the Match! I declare one. hehe. Everyone played well la I must say. The midfield and the strike force, namely Zai, Syahir, Prem, Usop, Iskandar, Fad Rizman (did i miss out anybody? haha ok la. Saliman) was attacking as a unit. Spraying the ball left and right, shimmy here shimmy there, dragging our opponent left right centre. Power dega la seh.. heh. We didn't need to do much defending though. But yeah, when you have the cyborq defenders at the back( Choon, Jason and Jiaming at the back) who needs to worry about the defence. Not me. Hahaha. Iskandar was great this one time when he braveheart-ly dribbled the ball in OUR half past five opponents before passing that freakin ball to me. Zai suffered a minor knock(yet again) but I guess he should be fine. Ok, boboys. there you go. My two cents worth plus GST plus inflation.

PS: Woit! Check out today's Berita Harian! Azhar's gf is on the news!

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Abg Hidung