4+4+4 = 4 x 3 = 44-32 = ????

No offence to Calang FC but Skopet FC did what they always do every match-- score as many goals as possible and at the same time playing beautiful crisp passing football. Hahaha. *Resisting the urge to bual2 world*

Records were broken in this match.

Most goals scored by an individual in a match. Previous record was 4. New record was 5. Tell u about the details later on about this player. Ok go.

15 players turned up for the game. What? Thats a record? yes it is. We had 4 subsitutes which was suprising beside the fact that our core players captain Fad , Prodigy Syaf , Choon and Hatta were not playing.

Most goals scored by Skopet FC in a game. We went double digit this time. No kidding. As I always say ' I'm sorry but I can't help it '....muahahaha.

It was a hot and sunny Saturday afternoon. The match was scheduled to start @ 3pm but ard 2 pm 4 Skopet players consisting of Syahir , Rizman , Rudy and Jiaming arrived on the scene. Rudy and Jiaming wasted no time preparing themselves for the match while myself read the newspaper at one corner. Syahir who was from work had chicken rice for lunch. Slowly , one by one , Skopet players turned up.Not a word was said between the players and in no time , Calang FC showed up. They looked promising and we felt this match could be a run for our money.

Hahaha. Stop it eh. *Squealing in joy and shivering with excitement*

After deciding on the first eleven , we kick start the match with confidence. Calang FC tried to play the offside trap many times and it worked to a certain extent. Our central midfielders Prem and Mar fed so many super through balls to the wingers and strikers and it was a matter of time before the obvious offside trap leaked in goals. I scored the first goal after a good break at the right wing with Saliman getting the ball to me. A simple tap-in goal. Classy. We doubled our lead sometime after some scrambling in Calang FC's penalty box through Syahir. Well done. We had like 44 offsides and missed chances before I latched onto a defensive mistake by their last defender and blasted the ball home. Good goal.More to come soon after that. After 4 simultaneous subs , Mar who switched to left wing position got hold of the ball at the left flank after a wholesome long ball from Prem . He broke free of the defensive line and sprinted down the bar line before releasing a delicate ball to me..yes me again..to tap the ball for another goal. Awesome. Wooooo. Hat-trick, Dot dot dot. 4-0 it was during the interval. Skopet FC was playing one of their best football in a long time.Defensively , we had it under control. Nice one defenders.Solid as ever. I love u all. ( With em ard , I can play my desired position as a striker..Haha)

Rudy gave a talk which worked somehow during the break. It worked where we supposedly went from 2nd gear to 4th gear. Bam! Smack! Kaplang!. No one see it coming. We scored another 8 goals in the 2nd half. Syahir completed his brace. Prem too. Sop scored a 'prank' shot. Hahahhaa. I was walking past Calang FC's goalkeeper as a substitute for 2nd half and he was grinning about the goal he just conceded. I could only grin back. Hahaha.Less offsides amazingly. Weiming scored his first goal for skopet FC after good work from our latest signing , Mar. Another open goal tap-in type. Hahahaha. Now now , Zai Bacul had been trying very hard during the whole 2nd half to get a goal. He wasted so many glorious oppurtunities. Ish ish. Only after I replaced Syahir and scored another 2 goals ( what?!) , Zai finally got his goal. Oooh yeah. By then , the ref had no choice but to stop the match and it was good measure to prevent prolonged misery for Calang FC. 2nd half was like 10 minutes shorter than the 1st. Zzzzz. Come on ref. 2 hat-tricks is not a bad thing. hahahahahahaha. So yeah 12-0 was the final scoreline.

I apologised if I bual2 world too much. Hah.But it was magnificent play from Skopet FC. Again , no words to describe the way we just played that match.*Tears rolling down my cheeks* Kudos boboys. Fadly did a very touching gesture after the game. He came to pick his team up and send them home. Awww so sweet. We appreciate it. Watever it is fad , ur time will come^^. *winks*

Ok thats it my lovely fans , time to sign off before I melt. 5 goals. Whoa. LOL. No more pls.

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BoyBoyan (7)
Wooooo hoooooo!!!!