Samba Skopet

Saturday, December 30, 2006

~~7:39 PM~~

Back to winning ways..

That's right folks.. we are back to our winning ways.. 2 victories after the match stated in the previous post.. first one..someone is just too lazy to post..blog sendiri je dia gode gode..haha.. Oi abg hidung..Where's ur posts? LOL.. Forget that..cos i will be the one doing the post matches ereports..woot..

On the 23rd Dec.. we went against abg hidung's uncle's team.. Pakcik pakcik pe.. Too bad i missed the match because i was in KL eating donuts..sampai keluar babat.. Si baby bear our captain also was busy surfing @ goldcoast..Haha..macam betul je.. The sight of jellyfish nearby scared him so much then he had asthma...LOL..Sempot sempot..kesian..

The match went obviously in our favour.. Cruise our way with a 5-0 beating against the uncles.. Youth power!!! We got a new central midfielder...syahir gremlin's cousin.. Maybe he was the answer to our unsettled midfield positions.. Zai rubber legs went to score twice..with the other goals coming from toyol gemuk, syafiq and sop empet..Oi syahir..gi psycho cousin kau tu main team kita suah..

My secondary skool clasmate was there to provide the stability at the heart of defence...biasa ah..Kawan2 boyboyan fierce2 belaka..haha.. Clean sheet dok..

Anyway..moving on..I know nothing of the details of that match..dot dot dot..
Let us see the match that we had just now..Power dega... The skopet kids was there to witness the birth of a striker maut..hahahaha...2 goals in his debut as a forward..woot..
Oh..the opponent's team was frens of Jamol, one of our midfielders..but the strange thing was..Jamol was not there..LOL..Apa je..

As usual..we conceded a soft goal..it was suppose to be offside...Ayam betul..Referee pekak..Kelong..This striker maut with his insane speed make a quick turn to get away from his marker to receive a wonderful long ball from Eng choon..One on one with the goalkeeper..blast the ball with extreme accuracy..to the corner of the goal..haha..Bo caya sama lu..

The 2nd goal by the striker maut..was even more memorable..With a cheeky 'dummy' by syahir gremlin after a pass from Zali..went thru the defence..and the sriker maut latch onto the ball and confidently flick the ball pass the helpless goalkeeper..power dega..

With a 3rd goal from our asthmatic captain cacat..we truly dominate the rest of the game..with many other goal scoring chances from various sources in midfield..Many of the skopet kids..are still debating whether the 3rd goal was an own goal or baby bear really scored..haha..sori ah fad..gol sempot..LOL..

I boyboyan would like to praise the sktopet kids for playing with their hearts out and win comfortably..Maintain ah..Let's go for a hat-trick of wins.. Sori ah rudy..takde clean sheet hari ini..haha..3-1 was the final scoreline for ur guys info...

Aight...That's it for now..With regards from who else other than the striker maut boyboyan..muahahaha..Dun wurry guys..Aku akan cuba maintain...score banyak2..Selamatz

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Anonymous said...: want to play against a womens team?; 2:28 AM
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Saturday, December 16, 2006

~~12:13 PM~~

Dead Leg

eh? wat happened? where are the posts boyboyan? abghidung? weak ar korang. aku jugak kena take initiative. ratings dah turun ah. shitkids~
hmm so far in posts aku step formal je. this time try bimbo sikit.

Heres wats up.

Okay, few days ago we went bowling with three members of the ladies team at the CSC. (murah siak) One of this newer members; ex-pjcmate, is very the funny. Bowling to her is like maths to me. And I really sux at maths ok. Emaths pon asik fail in secondary. 30 over 1oo. LOL. ok back to this girl.. kesian..punyalah susah nak hit one pin.. macam tak makan gitu. haha. at one point in time if u look at the scoreboard the number 1 is repeated in 5-6 frames. why? All the way masok longkang! And hence we decided to give her a 'nice' nickname following the Skopet tradition..jeng jeng jeng.. LONGKANG GIRL!! Welcome longkang girl. nama style ar. okla lain kali main pool ok? Hmm nasib baik prodigy syaf tak datang. Dia tu lagi satu, bowling pon bagos. Apa yg kau tak bagus? hockey? dating? hahaha (inside joke).

---> Longkang girl in action. Dah bingit asik masok longkang sampai dia tak campak bola, try tendang pulak.. did she succeed? hahah e pic says it all. kwang kwang kwang.

As for myself, im not so gud at bowling ar. only the occasional strike here and there. But boyboyan.. fuhhyoooo! terrer mcm indian national team. Take a look at his score in the next pic.. e second one.

Brape banyak X tu? dah XXX. ish ish ish. ada je budak menjeng ni.

Terer ah boyboyan. Tak sangka sey rizman pandai bowling. hahah.
cara dia spin bola lagi style. macam mamak flip prata. dengan muka2 skali, hahahha. Bangla Power! Tapi too bad dia masih kalah ngan aku overall. hahah. si Ahmad tempe is third. Btw ahmad tempe naik Ledang lagi yesterday. Mari kita doakan dia slamat journey. Amin.

Jgn marah eh longkang girl, gurau je. Jgn serik2 pulak. kita skopets memang terrer in apape games/sports. haha.

ok that's that about bowling. Lets get to more serious issues. .......

3pm. Today. Jurong west sec. Opponent - Huang (Nus Law) nye team.
3 players msged me this morning cannot make it. BUAT LAWAK KAPE!! @#%$@~!@%
Imagine ronaldo or rooney sms ferguson on matchday saying they cannot make it got something on. kauzz.. ok fine, at least u guys inform. pls inform earlier for future matches if possible. Its your responsibility to the team. Thats not all. Ada yg kena tunggu cuzin call baru nak bilang tak bole datang. A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E.
Now we've got only 11 players and no reserves. The rest already said they cant make it in advance. Some of the starting 11 like syahir and aku are having flu etc, now have to play whole game. Takpe we see wat we can do.

Ok thats all for now. Boyboyan will follow up on the match report in the next posts.

Maradona (10)

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Friday, December 08, 2006

~~7:10 PM~~

games

hi everyone.

ok so far 2 matches have been confirmed.

1) 16th December 3pm @ Jurong West Sec. Opponent would most likely be ketopi or K2P or wateva frm NUSMS.
2) 23rd December 5pm @ Dunearn Sec. Opponent is the veteran team mentioned in earlier posts.

So guys declare your availability for the two dates and pay me and abghidung the booking fees respectively. aku dah pokai ni. sape ada keje part time?

note : i will be in brisbane from 22nd onwards and so will miss the 2nd match. @#%@1 biasela kena bastard ngan kawan yg book the dunearn field. takde hari lain ke? sampai hati ko abghidung.. sapelah aku ni kan. .... takpe, KALAH ah korang. kena trash ngan pakcik2. haha.

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Rudy said...: Nice site. Good job Administrator. Like the samba music. Please don't discuss tactics here haha. Also a convenient avenue for me "debrief" you all after the game. A joke.

Thank you to, speak me.

Jagshmesh!; 9:45 PM

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

~~12:19 AM~~

Boyan Tactics - potential flop..LOL

The skopets have come up with a brand new formation to replace the traditional boring but effective 4-4-2 system. We have lots of midfielders and forwards but just enough defenders..Guess in order to cope with such numbers..We came up with a wingback formation which was the 3-5-2 but a bit of twitching made to it to make it 3-6-1 where one of the forwards will be in deep-lying position..more to the midfield side.. such that he will link the midfield and strikeforce consisting of himself and one other striker..

It's a bit too offensive but that's what team skopet is all about.. average about 3 goals scored per game.. Our aim is to outscore the opponent obviously..But we have a bit of problem at the back.not enough clean sheets....so attacking full force is the best option. Wingbacks play a crucial role here..and those 2 positions be taken by Yusuf scorepet or myself perhaps and Syahir gremlin or Zai rubber legs. The main focus of this formation is to attack from the sides or wings and then cross the ball to the center where hopefully team members are waiting to strike and not eat grass in the penalty box..haha..

Our team seldom attack from such angle..We love to cut in thru the center..more direct..previously. Our strength lies in the players themselves..Individual flair and skill are the main attributes in our team.everyone are able to score..This formation 3-6-1 will hopefully bring out the best in everyone lol..Sekali flop abis..kena trashed..lepas tu disband sua team skopet ni..

Ish ish..I sound too serious in this post... This is just a glimpse..of what the formation is.. Next up will be the real formation itself..We got a week to do some training..to improve our stamina and teamwork..Esok 4.30 biar betul pat bukit batok court? confirm kul 7 baru main.. taik betul

Hmmm..anywway we got 2 ladies already in the Skopet Ladies Club..Woot..Power dega..Our fan base is growing and seems this team blog is getting popular by the day..haha..yeah rite.. Come on gerls..Free membership and lifetime supply of sasul words guaranteed when u ladies join the club..LOL..Not forgetting we will assign a nickname for you too...U will love them just like the 2 ladies :)

Ok that;s it for me..Stay tune for the next posting by who else...the cicak kobeng kayu manis BoyBoyan :)

Selamatz..

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Anonymous said...: where are u pple from? bangladesh? hee; 11:47 PM
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

~~11:43 AM~~

Upcoming Match(es)

Assalamualaikum boys and girls,

Pls take note that Skopet FC have agreed to a friendly with an ageing, veteran side led by AbgHidung's pakcik. Not much is known of that side except the fact yg dorang lagi tua dari kita... dan kita lagi hensem. haha

It will be on next Sat 16th Dec tentative to the success of my booking. So Skopetians pls declare your availability, injury, commitments etc to date. Pls eh.. bola more important than gf. lol.

Although our opponents are oldies, we have to adopt a cautious approach. Mana tau dorang ex-national team ke. skali ada malek awab. hahah mampos.

Assuming that we are much faster than them-with the exception of toyol gemok- we can make use of this opportunity to try our new formation. Veteran teams are usually very physical and good at passing and moving the ball and at such, we might have some problems in gaining possesion. That is where I come in; Gattuso-like ball winner and strong tackler. haha

I would expect a full squad for the game as majority of the team are having school holidays. It is imperative to note however that one of our hot prospects, dzuhir, will be playing for the opponent. Why you may ask.. Opponent tu bapak dia punya team lah.. haha. father n son combo. hmm.. Dzuhir has not won a cap for the Skopet senior team and would always last minute pull out for our matches so the only way to get him to be a serious member is to beat this team. haha

Come on Skopet! Lets get back to winning ways.

With regards to the posts on the tagboard, I agree with atuk_kau's idea to set up a skopet fund. So w.e.f next monday, a minimum sum will be deducted from either registered members' match allowance or CPF account. The fund will be useful in future to buy sluar ke stokin ke.. haha jgn nak bantah, korang nye socks aku observe banyak lobang2.

Ok dats all I have to say. In the mean time guys pls train hard. We'll be playing court soccer on alternate days to improve stamina and technique. Our form in the past two sessions are heartening. kena trash sak budak2 kat court. lol.

Plans are also on the way to set up a Skopet fan club, Skopet's WAG club and Skopet Ladies team. Sape nak join? call boyboyan at 94372*8*. hahah

Mcm2 ah skopet. dah kental tu kentalkan abis la. haha

Ok ciaoz,

Maradona (10)

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

~~7:39 PM~~

Saturday, December 16, 2006

~~12:13 PM~~

Friday, December 08, 2006

~~7:10 PM~~

Thursday, December 07, 2006

~~12:19 AM~~

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

~~11:43 AM~~